Bus seats in Finland - for the unsocial people, like me.
Rule number one in Finnish public transport culture: Don’t sit next to anyone. Unless the seats are like this.
In every other cases fill the spots from window seats. Then standing up seats. If the bus gets crowded sit next to someone but sit as far as possible from the other person and turn your head to look to the completely different direction. Don’t say a word.
And if you’re the one sitting next to window pray all the gods that the other person leaves before you, because otherwise you’d have to speak to him/her. Usually it’s something like “Umm..ileavenow”. Remember, no sorries or smiles. Just say it as low and fast as possible without making any eye contact.
legit advise for people visiting finland. that “ileavenow” is “mä jään täs” in finnish. it’s okay if you don’t pronounce it perfectly right because the only reason someone would talk to strangers in public transport is to ask them to move, so they will get the hint.
BUT! usually just things like putting your phone away and rustling your bag and looking like you are about to leave will do the trick. no need for words.
….and this is how you wait for a bus in finland:
Reblogging because of that picture. So true. And familiar.
This is the most bizarre thing I’ve ever seen…what the actual fuck. It almost seems like a joke but I feel like it’s actually serious????
That photo is so familiar I kinda want to cry. :D Experienced and actively practised everything in this post, including the photo, today as usual.
I legitimately get scared if someone speaks to me on a bus. I would get scared if someone sat next to me when there are still empty double-seats on the buss, but I have never experienced that.
A/N: Here it goes, my first attempt at writing Sebklaine. It went a little beyond just cuddling, it seems, but I hope you still like it! :)
It’s already almost ten by the time Sebastian gets back home. He’s been at the library studying for finals and he can honestly say he’s got enough of the place by now. Unfortunately, pre law does that to everyone, and it doesn’t seem to be getting much easier any time soon. He feels frustrated and tired, the way one feels after trying to stuff their heads and understand things way past their natural attention span expiring for the day. The only thing he really wants is to curl up with his boys and sleep - or fuck and then curl up together and sleep. Although, if he’s honest, possibly the fucking would require more energy than he currently has, even though he would never willingly admit to anyone not having the energy to have sex at any given time.
I want to write something, anything.. or, almost anything. I want to try writing Sebklaine and I would want to start with some prompt for a drabble or a short one-shot.. I prefer fluff, or humor, or angst, or some mix of those. Also, I don’t write full on smut, because I’m not comfortable writing it, even though I have nothing against it, so no smutty prompts, I’m afraid. There’s not enough stuff in the sebklaine fandom, so even though I’m not a famous writer, if you have something you’d really like to read, please send your prompt to me in my ask! :)
Here’s a little story from television, that sadly isn’t so fake at all.. Because I could imagine this happening in any party anywhere, not just on tv. I was watching beauty and the geek (season 4, episode 3) and there’s this party where they play truth and dare, and one hot girl is dared to give a lap dance for one of the nerdy, socially awkward guys. No one sees any problem in this, even though the guy admits in an interview that it felt awkward and he didn’t know where to look, and seemed uncomfortable saying this. Then one hot guy is dared to give a little strip tease show for the socially awkward girl, who seems really uncomfortable with the idea. And now suddenly the others start protecting her and saying he shouldn’t do it if she doesn’t want it. So, to summarise, if a hot girl makes some unwanted sexual advances on a guy, it’s totally ok and the guy should love it, but if a hot guy makes unwanted sexual advances on a girl, then it’s suddenly harassment and bad. What the fuck is with that, people? Isn’t the guy allowed to feel like he doesn’t want it, even if the girl is hot?
The famous finnish dancer Dennis Ätä Nylund gives a wonderful performance with a major LGBT twist, on live reality tv! The lady showed clapping in the audience in the end is (allegedly) his girlfriend, so this is just a statement for marriage equality. But it’s an awesome performance and an awesome message. :)
Where the hell are Joe Hart and Sugar Motta in Glee?
I mean, even The Bold and the Beautiful makes a plot about losing a character, even having a character shot and killed and buried, and then later, when they need her back after all, it’s revealed that she was never dead and was magically saved through an underground tunnel from the grave. That’s continuance, right there.
But even that kind of plotting would be too much for Glee, it seems. Glee seems to just strategically “forget” that the characters ever existed at all, and trust that the watchers have suffered the same kind of amnesia…
This is the song for my klaine fic, Kiss me goodbye. It comes out in the epilogue, and can be spoilerish if you haven’t gotten to that point of the story. It’s written and composed by me, for the purposes of this fic only. As you might or might not know, song writing is not actually the thing I’m most skilled at, so this was more just a fun thing to do than an actual good song. ;)
This recording is meant to be just a demonstration of how the song might sound like, so it doesn’t actually sound that great. It’s just me singing, with no instruments or other back up, and I didn’t spend ages to perfect it, so.. just imagine how it would be sung in the story, by the person who sings it. :)
Thousand times yes
You opened my eyes, took me for a ride in the wide world around us, where I couldn’t hide I might’ve been scared but you made sure I smiled you got my heart bared and it was beating like wild and I felt doors opening, walls falling down, floors washed away by a flood of
You and your smile you took a photo and showed me my face, so nowadays Me and my smile are all for you and these beautiful days, so would you say “yes, a thousand times yes,” if I asked you now?
The first time we kissed I panicked and ran The second was angry, but by third I was a fan and somewhere along I kinda lost count But, anyway, when ever you’re there I still feel doors opening, walls falling down, floors washed away every time I see
You and your smile you stole my heart and removed my mask, so these days Me and my smile are all for you. And one day I’ll ask, so would you say “yes, a thousand times yes,” if I asked you now?
I could ask you a million things why did you choose me how does the sun light your hair just so but you know which question I mean, so here goes…
[ a deep breath]
You and your smile mean love and safety and courage to me, and giving you me and my smile I wonder what am I waiting for? So will you say “yes, a thousand times yes”… as I ask you now.